[Carpenter] Fw: Maxine's Bird Feeder

[Kevin N Carpenter]

Amen!

Frank Oberle wrote:
>
> This is great. How true.
>
> *Subject:* Maxine's Bird Feeder
>
> I love Maxine… she irreverently hits the nail on the head, time after 
> time.
>
> *Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that 
> America is in now*
> cid:VM4$01$W4221713179$10025 at webmail46
> *
> I bought a bird feeder. I hung
> it on my back porch and filled
> it with seed. What a beauty of
> a bird feeder it was, as I filled it* *
> lovingly with seed. Within a
> week we had hundreds of birds
> taking advantage of the
> continuous flow of free and
> easily accessible food.
>
> But then the birds started
> building nests in the boards
> of the patio, above the table,
> and next to the barbecue.* *
>
> Then came the poop. It was
> everywhere: on the patio tile,
> the chairs, the table .
> everywhere!
>
> Then some of the birds
> turned mean. They would
> dive bomb me and try to
> peck me even though I had
> fed them out of my own
> pocket.
>
> And others birds were
> boisterous and loud. They
> sat on the feeder and
> squawked and screamed at
> all hours of the day and night
> and demanded that I fill it
> when it got low on food.
>
> After a while, I couldn't even
> sit on my own back porch
> anymore. So I took down the
> bird feeder and in three days
> the birds were gone. I cleaned
> up their mess and took down
> the many nests they had built
> all over the patio.
>
> Soon, the back yard was like
> it used to be .... quiet, serene....
> and no one demanding their
> rights to a free meal.
>
> Now let's see.
> Our government gives out
> free food, subsidized housing,
> free medical care and free
> education, and allows anyone
> born here to be an automatic
> citizen.
>
> Then the illegals came by the
> tens of thousands. Suddenly
> our taxes went up to pay for
> free services; small apartments
> are housing 5 families; you
> have to wait 6 hours to be seen
> by an emergency room doctor;
> your child's second grade class is
> behind other schools because
> over half the class doesn't speak
> English.
>
> Corn Flakes now come in a
> bilingual box; I have to
> 'press one ' to hear my bank
> talk to me in English, and
> people waving flags other
> than 'Old Glory' are
> squawking and screaming
> in the streets, demanding
> more rights and free liberties.
>
> Just my opinion, but maybe
> it's time for the government
> to take down the bird feeder..* *
>
> If you agree, pass it on; if not,
> continue cleaning up the poop.*
>
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